Friday, March 13, 2009
The Deadly Dentist Appointment
Hey guys! My dentist appointment went really well. I came hating the dentist and left loving it. Actually, the one that hurts the most is not the bigger one it’s the one that’s’ supposedly not a big deal!. It’s cuz the sand blasts away ur tooth and I didn’t have any pain killer so yeah. Oh so I’ll go in chronological order for your convenience. Ok so first when we get there we brush our teeth and I take a whole whopping three ibuprofen, and then we check in. We wait forever and so I’m like freakin out trying not to cry and mom’s trying to do paper work but I kept interrupting her with questions. Then mom gets called back. She only had a little cavity. (the sand blower thing called a prep start) So they make me stay by myself. So mom gave me her cell phone and I texted daddy. Then he said he was going to go to a quite place to pray for me at work. So then like a couple minutes later he says hey I’m texting from the bathroom. Then I said I’d rather be there than at the dentist then before I sent it I figured that didn’t sound very good since I obviously don’t wanna be THERE so yeah. So then I FINALLY get called back, and the lady sounded mean so I was like oh great but actually she was SOOOOO nice. So first she asked me if I wanted my filling to be white, silver or multi colored, so I was like duh white and she was like well, the silver lasts longer and I definitely did NOT wanna go back so I was like silver. So yeah so then the dentist came in after working on mom and then the lady put this disgusting stuff on my gums near the cavity and it was this numbing stuff so that I wouldn’t feel the Novocain shot and it tasted like rotten cough syrup and so I’m like trying to be all brave but I’m shaking so it was hard to hide it. So my mouth is open and then she pulls out the cotton and then she tells me to hold open my mouth while the dentist put the shot in and I was like no way and I shut my mouth and stared at the needle dude it was FREAKY so then she was like wanna hold my hand and I was thinking psh no what do think I am, scared? And then I was like YEAH so I held her hand and then the dentist was like ok here it comes. And I was like AHHHHHHH and it took forever for the needle to get to my gum like he went .000000000000001 inches per hour and I was like oh please this isn’t a game show where ur like ok we’ll find out right after this and so I’m like squeezing the poor ladies hand like I’m about to die and I felt so bad for her I probably broke her hand. And then I felt this ity bity touch on my gum like it wasn’t even noticabble so I’m still waiting for the pain and breaking the poor ladies hand and she was like ur doin great and I’m like be quiet it’s not even in there yet but actually then the dentist was like almost done and I was like wait it’s already in there? So yeah. Then when he was done my mouth was still propped open with this rubber thing so I couldn’t tell if I was numb yet and so then the lady sprayed water in my mouth to rid myself of the nasty taste and then she was like ok now swish and so I did but when I closed my mouth to swish, I couldn’t feel anything so I didn’t know that the other side of my mouth where the shot had gone in that it wasn’t closed so water went all over me and then they started wiping me off with towels and I felt like such a baby so yeah. So then they had to start drilling and I was like what if I feel it wait stop nooooooooo! But it was too late! He started drilling AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The shrill noise was horrifying. Oh well I’m so overexaggerating.. Ok so actually it wasn’t that bad. But I freaked out while he drilled. Yeah so he was like wow that is a really deep cavity and I was like dude don’t tell me that and so it took forever so yeah finally they were done and when I smiled it was kind of crooked but not really but then when we got home later, and the stuff was wearing off, I forgot that it was still sort of numb and I started whistiling or trying to but it didn’t work out too well. So yeah I have a video of that but I’ll show you guys later. So yeah the only pain that was involved was on the part that I WASN’T scared about so yeah. Ok well now that you guys know all about it, I’ll talk to you later!
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dude. you don't know HOW disappointed i am right now. i saw that you had actually posted something, and i was like 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' and then i realized that it is THE EXACT SAME THING AS THE EMAIL YOU SENT TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrr. oh well. you just need to post more!!! but i know you're very busy, so i understand :)
ReplyDeletesee ya sunday!
~beth
hahahahaha luv ya man!
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